“A horse is a horse, of course, of course
but the Vehicle Code does not divorce
its application from, perforce
a steed as my colleagues said
‘It’s not vague,’ I’ll say until I’m hoarse
and whether a car, a truck or horse
this law applies with equal force
and I’d reverse instead.”
– Pennsylvania State Supreme Court Justice Michael Eakin
(In a ruling regarding the application of drunk driving statutes to those on horseback)