After less then a month of Civil Procedure, I see how this is going, but still there oughta’ be a law.
From House Resolution 2028, pending votes and stuff:
`No court created by Act of Congress shall have any jurisdiction, and the Supreme Court shall have no appellate jurisdiction, to hear or decide any question pertaining to the interpretation of, or the validity under the Constitution of, the Pledge of Allegiance, as defined in section 4 of title 4, or its recitation.’.